“I find it weird the way people get so excited about celebrity. If my friends are on the phone, their friends will say: ‘Is that kid from Love Actually there?’ And the phone gets passed round and I have to speak to this stranger asking: ‘Are you famous?’ I don’t know how to answer.”
my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO
I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity
CASTIEL IS HUMAN I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL CASTIEL IS A HUMAN BEING
this is no a drill
is thaT CROWLEY?
Flags made out of the foods their nationalities are famous for.
I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.
it’s a bird
it’s a plane
the entire fucking population of heaven